We’re not just playful—we’re powerful. Every bag is hand-crafted in Boerne, TX using small-batch blends that fix Texas growing problems with style.
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Hand-Crafted / Blended
Right Here In Boerne
All-Natural & Organic
No Synthetcs
This Ain’t Your Big Box Bag of Dirt
We don’t make mass-market mixes. Every product is designed to solve real growing challenges—like heat, pests, drought, and overwatered pots.
No fillers. No fluff. Just concentrated, microbe-rich ingredients that bring tired soil back to life.
Oh, and the names? That’s just how we roll.
✅ Hand-blended in Boerne, TX
✅ Packed with performance (not peat moss)
✅ Made to fix pots, patios & houseplants—not clog landfill
Start Here: Our 3 Most Legendary Blends
Squirmy Poop Burnt Nut Magic
Worm castings, biochar, and humus team up to reboot tired pots.
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Magic Sam’s Premium Starter Soil
The foundation of every great grow. Light, balanced, foolproof.
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Sammy’s Dirty Genie
Ancient humus wakes up your soil and roots. Your wish is granted.
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Why Our Soils Come in Smaller Bags
Because these aren’t just fillers—they’re finishers. Our ultra-concentrated blends are designed to enhance your existing soil. Think of them like hot sauce for your garden.
Here's what customers are saying...
"My skin has never felt so soft and balanced - these products are a game-changer!"
– Emily, bought HydraGlow Moisturizing Cream
“I love knowing exactly what’s in my skincare, and the natural ingredients make all the difference.”
– Olivia, bought Pure Radiance Cleansing Balm
“The tinted moisturizer gives me just the right amount of coverage while feeling completely weightless.”
– Madison, bought NaturaLuxe Tinted Moisturizer
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Small Bags, Big Fixes
🔥 Concentrated & Potent
🌎 Organic & Sustainable
✋ Hand-Blended in Texas
🪴 Made for Small Spaces
Here's what customers are saying...
“Finally, soil that’s not boring. And it works!”
– Bethany, Dallas
Magic Sam's Premium Base Soil
“Squirmy Poop is the first thing I’ve ever put in a plant that worked instantly.”
– Jessie, Austin
Squirmy Poop Burnt Nut Magic
“My fiddle leaf is THRIVING. I tell everyone it’s because of the Dirty Genie.”
– Nina, Austin
Sammy's Dirty Genie
Small Bags. Big Results!
Squirmy Poop Burnt Nut Magic
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Magic Sam’s Premium Starter Soil
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Sammy’s Dirty Genie
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Silly Names. Superior Soils.
Squirmy Poop Burnt Nut Magic
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Transforms ANY Soil!
Burnt Nut Boost
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TX Pecan Biochar - Supercharged
Sammy’s Thirsty Genie
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Hold Moisture & Improve Soil
Wiggly Poo Power
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Local Worms + Xtra Power
EXPLORE THE ORGANIC TEJAS LINEUP OF SUSTAINABLE SOIL & PLANT HEALTH PRODUCTS
Organic REV
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Eco-Organic 3-2-1
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Mist & Grow
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